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What age will you Die?
How will you Die?
Surnames
1. One who only takes - LELE
2. One with bulb factory - DIVEKAR
3. Maharashtrian Bill Gates - BAL PHATAK
4. One with weight of 100 tonnes - SOMAN
5. Neil Armstrong - NEELESH BHUJBAL
6. One with K on his head - SHIRKE
7. Bakery owner - PAWGI /BUNKAR
8. Narasimha Avtar - POTPHODE
9. One with stomach problem - POTDUKHE
10. One who lives in village - GAONKAR
11. One who only take money - DAMLE
12. One who is brave - WAGH /VEERKAR
13. One who is untidy - GABALE
14. Cotton mill owner - KAPSE /RUIKAR
15. One who eats more - DHOLE/DHAMDHERE
16. One who works very cool - KULKARNI
17. Building constructor - AADEKAR/MAHALE
18. One who is coward - PULEKAR
19. Silver mine owner - CHANDEKAR
20. One who reaches the root - MULEY
21. One who is real cat - MANJAREKAR
22. One who is 1000 times more intellegent-SAHASRABUDHHE
23. One who divides by 2 - NIMKAR
24. One who kills - MARANE
25. Do die do - KARMARKAR
26. One who twists - PILGAONKARO
27. The God - DEVO/DEO-kule
28. Big old Rishi - MAHAMUNI
29. One who always wins - JAYKAR
30. One who talks a lot - MAHASHABDE
31. One who doesn't talk - GOOPCHOOP
32. One who builds temples - DEVALEKAR
33. One who runs away - BHAGWAT
34. One who blackens everything - KAJALE
35. One who always says 'take away' - NENE
36. One who is father - BAPAT
37. One with tailoring shop - SHIWDE
38. Jeweller - RATNAPARAKHI
39. One who always go to varanasi - KASHIKAR
40. One who is very sweat - GODSE
41. Its okay - BARWE
42. Mango man - AAMBEKAR
43. One who thinks - VICHAARE
44. One who is close to everyone - JAWALKAR
45. One who is wise - SHAHANE
46. One who is bald - TAKLE
47. ONE WHO THINKS OF ONLY MEALS - DAHIBHATHE
48. Colourful maharashtrians
- KALE
- GORE
- HIRWE
- KALBHOR
- PIWALE
- DHAWLE
49. Some Metallic Maharashtrians
- PITALE
- TAMBE
- LOKHANDE
- SONE
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Promotion
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation
and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to His HR Manager one morning and after exchanging
greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying. My friend,
you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366
Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours
Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)
Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)
Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir
Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.
Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do
you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days
Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!
Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!
Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days.
Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
Have a Nice Day.
HR = HIGH RISK
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